My best friend's mom is hot, I mean smoking hot, and she knows it. She walks around in bikinis that showcase her long legs, tight ass and big tits; she also dresses up often in pantyhose and short skirts that have all of us guys drooling. Every one of Barry's friends call her a MILF, much to Barry's chagrin, and each of us have shot a ton of cum out of our cocks fantasizing about her.
My Best Friend Hot Mom
I arrived as scheduled at eight the following morning and was greeted by Sandra, in a robe, clearly having just gotten up. I could see a little of her ample cleavage, and briefly fantasized just tugging her robe open and devouring her right then and there. That said, I wanted to take my time, to be sure I had read the many signs of her interest in me right...it would be humiliating and potentially friendship ending if I was wrong.
I now have a handful of sisters/friends that hold my heart and I hold theirs. I don't have to put on a bra or wipe the counter before they come over. I invite them into my mess and text them for emergency drinks. They are so so precious to me. I haven't always had friends like these. I have had intense periods of loneliness and the ache is distant now, but still familiar. It's those periods of loneliness that make me cherish these friendships I have now.
I struggled with friendship growing up. We moved a lot so I had a hard time feeling like I ever truly "belonged". When I became a mom, the loneliness intensified and hung over me like a thick cloud. The friends I had moved away and there I was sitting in a tiny house with scratchy carpet and an infant who didn't do anything but sleep and make my nipples bleed. I remember bawling one night to my husband (probably terrifying him with my gut wrenching sobs),"I'm just so so lonely," I cried.
If they wanted to be my friend they would pursue me. I assumed that if someone liked me they'd ask me to do something. This is a big fat false. People are busy, overwhelmed, and just as intimidated by new friendships as I am. Motherhood is a vortex of diapers, dinner, and bad smells. It takes a lot of work to pursue new friendships. I found that in order to find my people, I had to step out of my comfort zone and be the one to ask them to coffee or to meet at the park.
Friendship just "happens". I expected friendship to just magically appear in my life without putting in the work. This is a big nope. The thing is that anything that is valuable is WORTH the investment. Yes, it's hard work and uncomfortable at first...but I can honestly say that few things in life are more precious or worth it. You don't have to be a "super" friend, but you do have to be a good friend to get good friends.
My flaws make me less "friend-able". "In order to make new friends I need to lose 10 pounds." "Before I have those people over I need to be less of a hot mess." These are real thoughts that I have thought. They look ridiculous written out, but they were true for me. The idea that my flaws make me less friend-able is maybe the biggest lie of all. Listen: NO ONE (and I mean NO ONE) wants a "perfect" person to be their friend. GAG ME. I will take my friends with lots of flaws, love handles, and spiderwebs above their refrigerators. The point is to find people you can be REAL with; you have to be real anyway. People LOVE people who are REAL; that is the truth.
Everyone has a tribe except me. I really thought that everyone was happily friended and I was just an outsider looking through the glass at what I could see, but couldn't touch. This was SUCH a lie. The more I've learned about friendship the more I have discovered that loneliness is a freaking epidemic. Fortune magazine reported that nearly half of Americans feel lonely. There are lonely people everywhere, and chances are they would love to be friends with you.
I have to stick with the friendships I already have. This is a hard one and it definitely isn't intended to hurt anyone's feelings, but I think it's important. If the relationships in your life aren't filling that friendship need, it's okay to stop investing so much into them. For example if your friends don't pursue you back or if your conversations never go beyond a surface level. Listen, pursuing new relationships isn't mean or disloyal, it's healthy.
My friends need to be like this "_________". I had a certain picture of what my friends would look like and I learned I needed to broaden my horizons. Some of my closest friends are SO different than me and I treasure them for it. Sometimes the best of friends come from the most unlikely places.
There's something wrong with me because I don't have close friends. I remember feeling shame around my lack of friendships. Was there just something wrong with me? Did I have some big flaw I didn't know about? NO, just NOPE. Listen to me, there is NOTHING wrong with you! Loneliness is a human struggle and I doubt that anyone has lived life untouched by it. If you are hitting a dead end it's time to try something new, not to give up.
Years have passed since then, and now, at age 13, I've explored many of the dishes Dim Sum has to offer. With everything from Curry Squid to Shrimp Dumplings, Dim Sum is definitely a memorable experience. Dim Sum is great because you can see everything before you order it, and if you end up not liking something after all, you can just give your Lazy Susan a little spin and try something else. Everything is so miniature that it seems like it's almost set up for kids, like a little tea party. Another great thing about Dim Sum is that you're constantly finding new foods that you like. My good friend Vince tried Sautéed Chicken Feet ($1.65) when he was five, and to everyone's surprise, he loved it!
Perhaps the best thing about Dim Sum is that dessert doesn't always have to come last. After so many salty and spicy dishes, a sweet one is just the right refreshment. Some of the best palate cleansers that I've had are the Fried Sesame Seed Puffs ($2.00). There are two different kinds. The round ones are filled with white bean paste and taste a little bland. The log-shaped ones are filled with red bean paste with a very caramely taste that goes great with the crispy sesame shell. I liked it better than the other. The Almond Tofu Pudding ($2.00) is also very good for cleansing your palate. It is like a bowl of white custard with the texture of flan or Jell-O and a faint taste of almond. It's topped with mixed fruit, and my three-year-old cousin slurped it all down. She loved it.
I have been going to West Lynn since I was very young. In fact, I've been going for so long that I have made friends with one of the waitresses. West Lynn is where I go whenever my grandparents come to visit. I also go with my dad, a lot, when he and I have a night out together. The restaurant is pretty casual; you can wear whatever you want there. You can eat inside or outside, but our tradition is to eat inside. And why change a good thing? The ceiling is slanted and has rows of different shapes. When you're feeling bored, just look up at the ceiling and your imagination will run wild and carry you through the time spent waiting for your order to arrive.
Now let's talk food: West Lynn is a vegetarian restaurant, which means the food is pretty healthy, which is what my mom likes about it. But surprisingly, the food is really good, too. They do have a children's menu that they hand to you when you sit down with a box of crayons that you can color the menu with, if you like. I'm not a menu-coloring type of person, though. This coloring menu is usually filled with kids-kinda-food; it's bland stuff -- you know, cheese pizzas, spaghetti, and other unspicy stuff that kids usually go for. But oddly enough, I don't fall for that -- even though I'm not big on spicy food. I go for the grownups' menu and guess what my favorite dish is? It's called the Pizza Mediterraneo ($9.50). Let me try to remember what's on it: black olives, spinach, onions, raisins, feta cheese, and some other healthy items. I know that right now you're thinking, "Why doesn't my kid want this dish?" Let me reassure you, I would have probably gone for the cheese pizza on the kids' menu, but my mother ordered this for me when we first started coming here and, as it turned out, mothers know best. Not that I didn't fight it at first, but it turned out to be quite tasty and something I order every time. And I usually have an order of steamed broccoli for me.
And the French fries at Fran's are the best French fries I have ever had anywhere. Definitely better than McDonald's. They have a little bit of crunch to them, and they put a good amount of salt on them, too.
The night after the funeral, my mom and I sat on either end of the couch and watched gameshows in the living room that had been repainted a dozen times in the last five years. For now, the walls were beige and lined with cheap prints of abstract art my mom had found at garage sales. It was a Thursday in early January and the windows were clouded with ice. An artificial log burned in the fireplace. It had been a while since we had had a fire going, because my Aunt Rita loved to keep the house cold. But she was spending the night with her friend in Queens, so, for the first time in months, my mom and I were together in the house alone.
My best friend Linda. We met when we were 4 and 50 years later and hundreds of miles apart, we are still besties. We talk, text and email, but I miss her smiling face and would love to see her in person.
I would love to sit and connect with my best friend who lives out-of-state and I have not seen her for almost 2 years. I am so missing her company and even though we talk on the phone each week, it is not the same as in person. 2ff7e9595c
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